I wore heavy eye makeup today and felt like a vixen.
“Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you.
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew.”
it’s funny because skrillex is this guy that makes aggressive bass music about killing people and in reality he’s 5’4 and likes disney films, chocolate milk and hugging people
so my brother only has one eye and one time in art class the teacher said “draw your neighbors eye” so he took his fake eye out and sat it on the girls desk that was sitting next to him and she screamed and started crying
Your brother is golden
i also lost like three followers again dang i must be doing something wrong
"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo
My girl crushes are 100% homo
imagine a high school romance movie about a girl who works her ass off to play on the football team and eventually becomes the quarterback and she dates one of the cheerleaders
Imagine a movie where the female protagonist does not have a love story in her plot and there is still somehow a story
my cute little text post about hoping for queer representation and stories about non-feminine women was definitely the right place to make this observation right on
ma n i really want someone to kiss though i miss kissing